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komorebiome:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

undercover-witch:

whatwoulddanhowelldo:

phlynn:

americans seem to think there are two accents in england

  • tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot

and

  • YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL MESS YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY

which is 100% true

actually everyone thinks that

but english people seem to think americans have two accents

  • well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses

and

  • woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

which is 100% true

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gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

(via angelicroses)

Tags: dammit
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fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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lokiwholockfactory:

lokis-ice-queen:

@carriehiddlesbatch 

For you darling! Tom is saying this for you sweet girl <3 All for you <3

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(via sher-lokid-asgardian)

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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pursuitofhapppinessss:

lovethyhippie:

vaginafor1000alex:

skate-high:

this gif would have so much more notes if people realized that its actually a cinemegraph. and wait.

wild

holy shit

omg that scared me

pursuitofhapppinessss:

lovethyhippie:

vaginafor1000alex:

skate-high:

this gif would have so much more notes if people realized that its actually a cinemegraph. and wait.

wild

holy shit

omg that scared me

(Source: skate-high, via whitewinterhymnals)

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exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

(via deadkeiren)

Tags: yES PLEASE